ARGH

[spoonyriffic]

I can't stop sneezing! *grumbles*

I was fine when I woke up at 7.30 this morning, but then all of a sudden around 11, I start sneezing up a storm, and my nose is all clogged up. UGH. Please, let this just be allergies. Allergies suck, but it's still better than being full-blown sick. *searches house for some Sudafed*

Comments

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

You can't prove a damn thing otherwise! I want him to hold me because I'm REALLY SCARED OF YOUR EVIL LAUGHTER! [/Blatant Obvious Lie]

Yeah, for shame, SciFi! Also *laughing hysterically* I guess we know where YOUR mind is right now! XD

WORSHIP THE ORIGINAL GOD OF FLOPPY-HAIRED GEEKERY! MAKE OBEDIENCE AND OFFER THE GOD YOUR VIRGINITY IF YOU'VE STILL GOT IT. IF NOT, OFFER YOURSELF. PROTO-DANIEL ISN'T AT ALL PICKY.

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

Your not-Blatant Obvious Lie is so blatantly and obviously lietastic!

It's in numerous places right now! XD

NOOOO, PROTO-DANIEL IS NOT PICKY AT ALL, AS LONG AS HE GETS WHAT HE WANTS. HE JUST WANTS YOU TO WORSHIP HIM UNCONDITIONALLY SO HE CAN FEED ON YOUR ADMIRATION ...and your virginity.

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

*sighs* Fine, I confess: I want him to hold me because I know for a fact that under that black t-shirt he always seems to wear beats a kind and loving heart...and exists a really bitchin' six-pack. HAPPY NOW?!?!?!? XD

One of which is Danny Valentine's pants? ;D

*laughing really hard* YES. AS LONG AS YOU UNCONDITIONALLY WORSHIP PROTO-DANIEL, ALL WILL BE WELL...except with your virginity, which, if you have it, will be decimated.

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

Yes. I am happy now. XD

A large chunk of my mind is in Danny Valentine's pants! HOW EVAR DID YOU KNOW??? :O

PROTO-DANIEL SAYS THAT YOUR VIRGINITY IS MAKING YOU A SOURPUSS (heh heh, sourpuss), AND YOUR WORLD WILL BE A HAPPIER PLACE IF YOU SACRIFICE IT FOR HIM. ...and then you can live a virginity-free life!

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

I am too...I just got a clear-as-day mental image of what's under that t-shirt. Oh, Dr. Jackson...I have something you can translate...IT'S IN MAH PANTZ. XD

It was just a random guess! A RANDOM GUESS, I TELL YOU!

*snickers at sourpuss* PROTO-DANIEL IS PLEASED WITH YOUR BLATANT USE OF SEXUAL INNUENDO, AND WILL REWARD YOU VERY WELL FOR IT! AFTER HE IS DONE ACCEPTING MY SACRIFICE, THAT IS. And by "sacrifice," I totally mean "my virginity."

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

A random guess, eh? You mean to tell me you're not psychic?? *le gasp*

PROTO-DANIEL GIVES AWESOMETASTIC REWARDS. I SHALL WAIT WITH BAITED BREATH FOR MY REWARD, MUTTERING SEXTASTIC PUNS.

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

Maybe a little bit psychic, but not completely psychic. After all, we ARE god-like beings! XD

*locked in a room with Proto-Daniel...be back whenever...:D*

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

RIGHT! There is that. XD

*will be back momentarily - needs to finish making these icons that have been sitting on my computer for eons*

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

*returns from giving her sacrifice to Proto-Daniel*

BEST SACRIFICE EVER. :D