spoonyriffic

Title: A (Not So) Horrible Morning
Word Count: ~1800
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo mentioned briefly at the end.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings and/or Spoilers: Character Death. General spoilers for the end of season 5 and season 6.
Author's Notes: The comment!fic that was so long, it was too long to properly post in a comment. Inspired by a string of comments in kaylashay81's fic, Better Off Floating that expressed the desire that a certain someone would die due to a certain object. Heh. This bunny ran away from me – it's totally not my fault. *cough* Total crack!fic.
Summary: Toothpicks can really be hazardous to one's health.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books.




( OMG the crack - it BURNS! )

Title: Why Gibbs Should Lock His Door
Word Count: ~2000
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: NC-17
Warnings and/or Spoilers: Just the usual warnings for a NC-17 rating. Spoilers for early fifth season.
Author's Notes: Since so many people asked for a continuation of sorts, here is another installment in the SNAFU!Sex Series. Yes, I have labeled it. Yes, you should be frightened. I'm also posting this at two in the morning, so you should be doubly frightened.
Summary: Someone unexpectedly drops by, and Gibbs and Tony are caught in a compromising position.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books.



( So, couch sex is a no go? )

Title: The String Theory (4/?)
Word Count: ~3500
Pairing: Gibbs/Tony
Rating: R
Warnings and/or Spoilers: No spoilers so far. Warnings include violence, language, etc.
Author's Notes: Sorry this one took a little longer to get up - real life stuck its deformed head into my world.
Summary: Tony can't help but think that there was more to the rocket launcher debacle, and it's driving him crazy. It doesn't help that Gibbs is being Gibbs.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books.




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Title: The String Theory (2/?)
Word Count: ~3000
Pairing: Gibbs/Tony
Rating: R
Warnings and/or Spoilers: No spoilers so far. Warnings include violence, language, etc.
Author's Notes: Second chapter up! Yay! It would have been up yesterday, but I kept revising and revising and revising, and then it got to be almost 11 PM, and then I was like *brain explodes*. So I saved it for today. Things are beginning to pull together (kind of) and make sense (not really). And I am not responsible for any hair you might pull out in frustration. It's totally not my fault that this chapter only adds to the puzzle and doesn't attempt to solve it in any way. *cough* Thanks to everyone for all the wonderful feedback! It makes me giddy. *g*
Summary: Tony can't help but think that there was more to the rocket launcher debacle, and it's driving him crazy. It doesn't help that Gibbs is being Gibbs.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books. 

 

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Title: Rocket-Induced Romance
Word Count: ~4000
Pairing/Featured Characters: Gibbs/Tony pre-slash
Rating: R
Warnings and/or Spoilers: No spoilers. Warnings include some violence, language, etc. I dunno about you, but if I were in Tony's situation, I'd be cursing a crapload too. *snort*
Author's Notes: Written for the first challenge over at ncis_slash. This is the photo prompt. Beta'd by my friend Kelly. 3/31/09: Slight edit to a bit of dialogue. I kept reading it over and over, and it was bothering me, so I tweaked it a bit.
Summary: Insane laughter bubbled within Tony, and he couldn't help but think that the Director was going to go ballistic when she found out that several of her agency's cars had been torched in an explosion caused by a rocket launcher.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books.



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