Oh lookee, a meme...

[spoonyriffic]

1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.

Of course, the first meme I post here would have the word "shag" in it. *SNORFLE* I'm so horrible.

collegeanna19 gave me: Michael Shanks, Michael Weatherly, and Mark Harmon. Of course.


MARRY: Mark Harmon



He seems like an all-around nice guy! Watch him in interviews - what girl doesn't have dreams to marry him? The man's been a sex symbol for, what, 30 years now? And he's still going strong! I adore Mark Harmon, he's a fantastic actor.


SHAG: Michael Weatherly



Dude, look at him. You'd have to be dead to not want to shag him. Actually, I'm pretty sure that the un-dead would want to shag him too, if they got the chance. I'm pretty sure if it moves, it will want to shag Michael Weatherly.



Plus, he'd make an awesome James Bond. Tell me that that's not a totally JamesBond!picture of him. Or at least one of the villains. *beams*



And he makes a pretty priest. That's always a plus.


CLIFF: Michael Shanks



Okay, um, in my defense, he's died a bajillion times on SG-1. I think he can take a little cliff dive. This does not mean that I hate him - in fact, I think he's quite awesome and fabulous. TO THE MAX. *hugsnugglesquishes him to make him feel better*

Comments

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure if it moves, it will want to shag Michael Weatherly.

THAT! Troofax. Troofuckingfax! But when was he a priest? And sheesh, I hope he wasn't the kind that had to take a vow of celibacy...*pervert*

Also, I love how your reasoning for cliffing Shanksie kinda mirrors my reason for cliffing Nathan Petrelli. Besides, every time Michael Shanks has come back from the dead? HE'S COME BACK NAKED!!! That right there is reason in itself to cliff him. Easy access! XD

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

He was in an early episode of Charmed (first season, I believe), and he played a warlock that wanted to become a priest... I vaguely remember the episode, but I remember MW's character the most. GEE, I WONDER WHY.

It was the only reason I could think of for wanting to cliff Shanks! And it is the best reason! Everyone needs moar nekkid Michael Shanks. XD

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

...and now I have a reason to watch Charmed again! For surely, there's no better reason! I mean, Brian Krause wasn't even ON regularly in the first season! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU COULD REMEMBER HIM THE MOST. MAYBE THOSE EYES. NNNNNNNNGH.

Man, the world would be better if Michael Shanks didn't wear clothes at all. The government should give him a special pass to just walk around naked all the time. XD

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

It was 1x18, "When Bad Warlocks Go Good." *just looked it up* I knew it was from the first season! AND I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE THE BIT WHERE HE'S SHIRTLESS IN BED.

The world would be a better place if ALL hot men didn't wear clothes at all. I think a lot of people would be dying of the extreme!hotness. *nods*

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

...PICS. PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. :O

There's no such thing as too many hot naked men. Related Side Note: That picture of Michael Shanks? Yeah, I had a bit of trouble keeping my eyes above the belt. That belt is pretty much like "Yes, keep your eyes here. You know you want to. Forget how pretty my face is. Just keep concentrating on the bits." XD

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

The only picture I have offhand is quite crappy, and it cuts off the bottom half of his torso, but it's the only one I've got. I lightened it in PS, because the original was quite dark, but you can still see his torso. XD If I can get my hands on the ep, I'll screencap the shit out of it!

True, true! And you are so right. I picked this picture because of that belt. XD

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

*drooling into drool bucket* NICE. But his facial expression...omg...there's only one way to describe it. Have you ever heard the song "Jizz In My Pants" by The Lonely Island? Because that's pretty much what the facial expression says to me. XD

You magnificent beeyatch. XD I think I may have to let you into the filter for the Stargate SG-1 thing I'm writing. Fair warning: it'll eventually get a bit porny, and there's no boykissing, sorry! *sadface* However, it's written in such a manner that you could easily copy&paste yourself into the situation and have a myriad of wonderful mental images!

Ooh, speaking of Stargate SG-1, it's on SciFi in about 10 minutes! I CAN HAS DANIEL! :D

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

OMG BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You... YOU! I can't get that out of my head now! *dies*

Ooooooh, yay! Pfff, I don't mind porn, as long as it's well-written, and I like your writing, so we're good! Bah to no boykissing, though (which, incidentally, shall be coming up in MY NCIS fic soonish.... *plots*), but it's all good! XD

OOOOOH! I was about to go to bed, but I'll tune the tv into the channel, and I'll fall asleep to it. :D

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

*cackles evilly* If I had a pornstache, I would SO be stroking it right now. XD

Hee. Boykissing is win. And yay! I'll add you into the filter. There are two parts up already, but there's also an archive post that'll appear at the top of the journal, so you'd be able to find them handily! :D They're kind of stand-alones that refer back to each other.

Falling asleep to Michael Shanks and Richard Dean Anderson wins! Only thing that wins more is falling asleep to NCIS! :D

[sinfulslasher]

*dreamy sigh* Purty, purty men! What's not to love?

Love your reasoning for pushing poor Mikey off that cliff. *snickers*

And yes, undead and probably even dead things might be interested in humping Weatherly. And who could blame them? *g*

Veeery nice selection of pix, btw! *drools*

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

It's the only logical reason for wanting to cliff Shanks! *g*

It was so hard to choose the pics! I've got folders dedicated to NCIS and the actors (for banners, wallpapers, icons, and just general squeeness!), and I didn't want to picspam people and overload their browsers. *SNORT*

Okay, your three people (if you want to do this!) are: Michael Weatherly, Jared Padalecki, and David Duchovny. *beams*

[sinfulslasher]

*pouts* Make it impossible to choose, why don't you?!

*walks off, muttering to self, trying to figure out which one of the guys to off* LOL!

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

I had it hard too! :D

I can't wait to see who you pick for what. *g*

EDIT: Never mind, I see you did it!

[sinfulslasher]

LOL! In the end, it was a no-brainer.

But I still wanna have 'em all. *sulks* LOL!

I'm giving you the Gibbs Death Stare (TM) as punishment. So there. *g*

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! Not the Gibbs Death Stare (TM)!!! D:

[xanthelj.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's pretty much what I'd have done with those three too! LOL! Dang it - why isn't there an option for "marry two of them off to EACH OTHER" and then I'd have married Mark and Michael off *g*. Or at least Tony and Gibbs!

Love the pictures you chose - SWOON!

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

I totally would have gone with that option if it was available! I should have just created it on my own - people alter memes to suit their own needs all the time anyway. *g*

Here's your three people, if you choose to accept this mission: Mark Harmon, Joe Flanigan, and John Barrowman. I had it rough, let's see how you do! *ducks the flying mud*

[xanthelj.livejournal.com]

ROFL! That's easy. I'd STILL marry Mark - any day! And Joe isn't my type although he's lovely (if you'd given me David Hewlett I might have had a problem though!) so I'd have to boot Joe off the cliff (oh noes! I love him though!) and shag John Barrowman - but only if I thought he was sekritly bi - now, if it was Captain Jack then I'd shag him in an instant.

Uhhhh, this is a really really silly conversation! LOL! And why didn't *I* get Michael Weatherly? *pouts*. Actually, I'd totally shag all the characters on NCIS I think, even Ducky *g*. I've always had a thing for David McCallum ;-).

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

Blast, I thought it would be harder for you. *g* And of course we're working under the assumption that John is secretly bi - after all, you wouldn't be able to shag him if he was all "ewww, girl bits." *gg*

Silly conversations relieve the boredom though! I'll trade out Joe for Michael Weatherly, if you want - maybe that'll make it harder for you. *SNORT* You know, I think you'd be hard pressed to find people who wouldn't shag all the characters on NCIS. At least, all the not-lame ones (like obnoxious!McGee and smitten!Ziva :|). *g*

[xanthelj.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Sorry!!!

Now, to be really hard it'd have to be Michael Weatherly, Mitch Pileggi and Mark Harmon. I wouldn't be able to choose between those three at all! Suspect I'd still marry Mark though *g*.

And yeah to the NCIS characters! I'd shag S1 - 4 McGee - he was so cute when he wasn't arrogant. I'd totally shag Ziva as long as she wasn't making moon eyes at Tony *g*. And who wouldn't shag Abby? Hmmm that just sounds weird *g*. Obviously I'd prefer Tony and Gibbs to shag each other but if you totally forced me I'd shag them *ggg*.

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is a hard trio! I love Mitch Pileggi!

Mark Harmon is the kind of guy you'd want to bring home to your parents. *g*

I agree! And I doubt that you'd have to be forced. *gg*

[xanthelj.livejournal.com]

Ahem - you could be right on the lack of necessity for force *g*.

And yeah - Mark would be great to bring home. I think Michael and Mitch would too. Clearly I only fantasise about the kind of unobtainable men that my folks would like *g*.

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

I'd love to bring all the men of NCIS home with me...

[xanthelj.livejournal.com]

I'll fight you for 'em *g*. Actually, I'd have the girls too ;-). They're all so damn cute.

[ravens-rising.livejournal.com]

... *drools all over the pictures*

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

*beams*

If you wanna play, here are your three people: Robert Downey Jr., Joe Flanigan, and Christopher Pine. *g*