*pimps out NCIS awards*

[spoonyriffic]

Why hallo thar, NCIS Awards Banner! Whatevar are you doing here?



You say that that awards are kicking off this year? You say that nomination posts are open? You say to go to ncis_awards to check out the comm and think of totally fantastical super-awesome fics to nominate?

I think we should do what the Almighty NCIS Awards Banner says. I think we should go over to ncis_awards and nominate fics that deserve to be nominated!

...or else the Almighty NCIS Awards Banner will swallow your soul.

I mean, look what it did to the poor soul in its own Banner!

Comments

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

AH, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN! PROTO-DANIEL WAS DISPLEASED AT THE LACK OF OFFERINGS! MORE VIRGINITY IS NEEDED TO BE SACRIFICED TO THE FLOPPY-HAIRED SEX GOD! *dies laughing*

(I laughed so hard at the last part of your comment that I nearly choked on the M&Ms I'm eating. Thanks a lot. XD)

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

THE ALMIGHTY NCIS AWARDS BANNER IS HIS RIGHT-HAND MAN (er... banner), AND IT CARVED UP THE GUY FOR HIM, BECAUSE OF THE LACK OF OFFERINGS (and lack of fic nominations).

(It's a gift. XD)

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

TAKE HEED, NON-BELIEVERS: AN OFFERING OF VIRGINITY OR YOURSELF WILL ALWAYS BE ACCEPTED BY PROTO-DANIEL. REFUSAL WILL END WITH THE ALMIGHTY NCIS BANNER CHOPPING YOU INTO LITTLE TINY PIECES.

(This whole "Proto-Daniel = God" thing is cracking my shit up majorly. It's nearly as funny, if not more so, than the Pornstache Saga. XD)

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

BEWARE OF PROTO-DANIEL AND THE ALMIGHTY NCIS AWARDS BANNER! BEWAAAAAAAARE! OR YOUR SOUL WILL BE SWALLOWED, YOU WILL BE CHOPPED INTO LITTLE PIECES, AND YOU WILL BE FED TO CANDARIAN DEMONS (who are a little put out because the Almighty NCIS Awards Banner got to eat the soul, and all they get is the crappy leftovers. Clearly, Proto-Daniel favors The Banner.)

(Which I STILL need to post, and we still need to pseudo finish it! I think it's still my turn. Will have to look and see. *SNORFLE* OMG - Proto-Daniel should make an appearance! :O)

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

OH NOES! NOT THE CANDARIAN DEMONS! MAKE OBEDIENCE AND SACRIFICE YOURSELF OR YOUR VIRGINITY TO PROTO-DANIEL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! (Well, of COURSE he favors the Almighty NCIS Awards Banner. The banner can't be exorcised! :D)

(Yeah, I think it's your turn. Last I remember, they were approaching the hotel where The Internet Chick is being held, kept sedated by MH. I'm thinking of keeping her sane for a bit longer, but then something triggers her, like a Star Trek rerun on TV, which drives her LEGITIMATELY insane. Oh, dude, when she ACTUALLY goes insane? SHE'S GONNA START WORSHIPPING MW AS PROTO-DANIEL. I mean, she'll still do MH's bidding, but she'll worship Proto-Daniel at the same time! XD)