*pimps out NCIS awards*

[spoonyriffic]

Why hallo thar, NCIS Awards Banner! Whatevar are you doing here?



You say that that awards are kicking off this year? You say that nomination posts are open? You say to go to ncis_awards to check out the comm and think of totally fantastical super-awesome fics to nominate?

I think we should do what the Almighty NCIS Awards Banner says. I think we should go over to ncis_awards and nominate fics that deserve to be nominated!

...or else the Almighty NCIS Awards Banner will swallow your soul.

I mean, look what it did to the poor soul in its own Banner!

Comments

[bananacosmic.livejournal.com]

*snort* If that can't make people come nominate fics, the I don't know what will ;p

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

Short of world domination... I don't know either!

[bananacosmic.livejournal.com]

World domination would be good. Definitely.

If for nothing else than to make Gibbs/Tony reality.

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

I have a backup world domination plan. Just in case.

It may or may not include making Gibbs/Tony reality.

[bananacosmic.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* When I first looked at your icon, I read "impotent". It did not make sense. Those two, definitely not impotent. *g*

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAHAHA impotent. Nope, definitely not those two! They would be absolutely horrified!

[milanthruil.livejournal.com]

Hee! You never cease to brighten my day with awesomeness. :D *squishes Spoony close*

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

Heeee, I try my best! :D

[milanthruil.livejournal.com]

When I saw that you had commented back, I actually squeed "I has a Spoony!" *shifty*

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

You has Spoony! I has Spoony! We all has Spoony! *shifty*

[milanthruil.livejournal.com]

*claps with glee*

Does Spoony come with free Gibbs/Tony? :P Cause that would be best package deal evers. Spoony and Gibbs/Tony is win.

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

Hmm - maybe some Gibbs/Tony fic in the future? Methinks that there will be some soon. *shifty*

Or I could just send you Gibbs/Tony mental images. *sends you Gibbs/Tony mental images*

[milanthruil.livejournal.com]

*dies a little from squee*

Mmm... Gibbs/Tony...

And now is off to work...

btw... SNAFU!Sex would be lovely if there happens to be any Gibbs/Tony fic in the near future... *shifty*

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

*squee!*

Have fun at work! *waves*

I shall ponder on that. *shifty*

[milanthruil.livejournal.com]

Work was pretty cool. I drew an awesome Library Jedi (shelving books using the Force) doodle for my friend who's going to be leaving to work his way up the food chain.

ooh! Pondering on SNAFU!sex! Yay!

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, Library Jedi! Good luck to your friend, too!

...well, I didn't write SNAFU!sex today, but I DID write another crack!fic... *shifty*

[sinfulslasher]

Only you could turn a simple "go forth and nominate" announcement into a...well...into that! LOL! You really should work in public relations! *g* I'd buy just about anything from you. Especially when there's a free sample of Gibbs/Tony on top... *shifty*

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

I can't help but be silly! It's in my DNA. *nods*

Methinks I would be a good PR person. *SNORT* I'll hand out loads of Gibbs/Tony fics. *shifty*

[luthien82]

*lol* Well said :D

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

*takes a bow*

Every word of it is true. *nods*

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* Lies! Lies and Calumny! That poor unfortunate soul on the table was killed not by the banner, but by THE ALMIGHTY VENGANCE OF PROTO-DANIEL FOR REFUSING TO HAND OVER THE VIRGIN CLOSEST TO HIM! XD

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

NO, IT WAS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T OFFER UP HIS OWN VIRGINITY. PROTO-DANIEL IS NOT PICKY WHEN IT COMES TO GENDER, M'DEAR!

Ahem.

No, the Banner did that. But Proto-Daniel watched. XD

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

AH, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN! PROTO-DANIEL WAS DISPLEASED AT THE LACK OF OFFERINGS! MORE VIRGINITY IS NEEDED TO BE SACRIFICED TO THE FLOPPY-HAIRED SEX GOD! *dies laughing*

(I laughed so hard at the last part of your comment that I nearly choked on the M&Ms I'm eating. Thanks a lot. XD)

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

THE ALMIGHTY NCIS AWARDS BANNER IS HIS RIGHT-HAND MAN (er... banner), AND IT CARVED UP THE GUY FOR HIM, BECAUSE OF THE LACK OF OFFERINGS (and lack of fic nominations).

(It's a gift. XD)

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

TAKE HEED, NON-BELIEVERS: AN OFFERING OF VIRGINITY OR YOURSELF WILL ALWAYS BE ACCEPTED BY PROTO-DANIEL. REFUSAL WILL END WITH THE ALMIGHTY NCIS BANNER CHOPPING YOU INTO LITTLE TINY PIECES.

(This whole "Proto-Daniel = God" thing is cracking my shit up majorly. It's nearly as funny, if not more so, than the Pornstache Saga. XD)

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

BEWARE OF PROTO-DANIEL AND THE ALMIGHTY NCIS AWARDS BANNER! BEWAAAAAAAARE! OR YOUR SOUL WILL BE SWALLOWED, YOU WILL BE CHOPPED INTO LITTLE PIECES, AND YOU WILL BE FED TO CANDARIAN DEMONS (who are a little put out because the Almighty NCIS Awards Banner got to eat the soul, and all they get is the crappy leftovers. Clearly, Proto-Daniel favors The Banner.)

(Which I STILL need to post, and we still need to pseudo finish it! I think it's still my turn. Will have to look and see. *SNORFLE* OMG - Proto-Daniel should make an appearance! :O)

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

OH NOES! NOT THE CANDARIAN DEMONS! MAKE OBEDIENCE AND SACRIFICE YOURSELF OR YOUR VIRGINITY TO PROTO-DANIEL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! (Well, of COURSE he favors the Almighty NCIS Awards Banner. The banner can't be exorcised! :D)

(Yeah, I think it's your turn. Last I remember, they were approaching the hotel where The Internet Chick is being held, kept sedated by MH. I'm thinking of keeping her sane for a bit longer, but then something triggers her, like a Star Trek rerun on TV, which drives her LEGITIMATELY insane. Oh, dude, when she ACTUALLY goes insane? SHE'S GONNA START WORSHIPPING MW AS PROTO-DANIEL. I mean, she'll still do MH's bidding, but she'll worship Proto-Daniel at the same time! XD)

[xanthelj.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love it!

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

I do my damndest to make people laugh! *g*