I hate commercials that don't make sense.

[spoonyriffic]

Has anyone seen that new-ish Yaz commercial? The one where the chick is like, "they asked us to clarify a few points in our commercial" or wtf ever. And then she goes on to say that Yaz is for the treatment of blah blah blah and moderate acne, but not for the treatment of blah blah blah and mild acne. So let me ask you this:

WTF IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MODERATE AND MILD ACNE?

Seriously, where do you draw the distinction? Even for semantics, this is goddamn ridiculous. *headdesk*

I just wish that they'd yoink all commercials and just let me watch my goddamn show in peace. I'll be watching some bitchin' Law & Order, and I'll be like "OMG I LURVE YOU MUNCH," then an eHarmony commercial will butt its ugly ass in, and I'll be like "BAH YOU SUCK."

And don't even get me started on the commercials that local people put on. If I have to listen to this crazy bitch screech "PRICE DIRECT ZOMG DON'T MISS IT NUR HUR HUR," I'll stick a firepoker in my eye.

*burns all commercials*

Comments

[ravens-rising.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh. *hides firepokers*

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THIS LADY!

Trust me, if you ever see this commercial, you'll be handing me a firepoker.

[ravens-rising.livejournal.com]

Or using it on myself?

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

That too. *nods*

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

Those ShamWow commercials. THOSE FUCKING SHAMWOW AND SLAPCHOP COMMERCIALS. *wishes her brain would get on making that flamethrower*

I hate them with a burning passion. Almost makes me wish that hooker had bit Vince's tongue off so he couldn't talk anymore. *fume*

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

BAH, I KNOW. The ShamWow guy looks so weird too! It's like he's permanently confused. I think he may have an eyebrow fetish.

I know, right? Ugh.

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

*points at her icon* Oddly enough, that's EXACTLY what I yelled at my computer when I read the article. After I was done laughing my ass off, of course. :D

[spoonyriffic.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHA, what a coinky-dink! :D