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They need to stop with all the Tony/Ziva promotional crap that they're doing. *rolls eyes*

They're acting like the whole "Tiva" angle is all there is to NCIS, when in reality there's so much more to the show. You wouldn't know it by all the promotional stuff that they've been shoving down our throats. It's overkill to the max, and it's making me want to shove a firepoker in my eye. Even the actors don't want Tiva.

Can you save us all the ~~overkill~~ ~~pain~~ ~~heartbreak~~ ~~pseudo-romantic-tension~~ drama, and just give us back the show that we all know and love? plskthksbai.

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Problem is, if Tony got naked with Ziva, a little part of my soul would wither and die. I wouldn't be able to enjoy it!

I thought that was cute - and I really hated that chick, Jules. *rolls eyes*

OMG YES. YES HE IS. *squee!*

Love him serious. Love him lighthearted, too. Hate him in humiliation humor mode.

*seconds that whole-heartedly*

Seconded as well!

If Ziva ever got a sense of humor, she could use that as an April Fools' Day prank. Get him naked, handcuff him to a bed using the fuzzy pink handcuffs...AND WALK HER ASS OUTTA THERE LAUGHING. We get Weatherly nudity AND no Tiva! PERFECT SOLUTION. :D

Yeah, she was a BITCH. YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH GIBBS LIKE THAT. Fornell, on the other hand, it is PERFECTLY acceptable to fuck with. I waver between liking him and wanting him to play in traffic.

*SQUEE!* That fight at the end was AWESOME. I was kinda hoping Rifkin would tear Tony's shirt so we could see a little bit of what Weatherly hides under that jacket. :D

*SNORLFE* BAHAHAHAHAAHA - poor Tony though!

...bet he's wishing that it's Gibbs tying him up instead. And Gibbs would NOT leave. :D

The whole bit down in Autopsy with Ducky's arm around Fornell's neck, and Gibbs laughing at him, was FUNNY. *dies*

I'm surprised nothing did rip - Tony's suits are kinda tight, heh. :D

*points at icon* That is a part of my new icon dump, which can be found in my most recent entry... *shifty*

Yeah, but what if Ziva leaves and Gibbs comes in instead? MICHAEL EVEN SAID THEY SHOULD MAKE GIBBS BI-CURIOUS. :D

Oh man, I was SERIOUSLY DYING during that! I was laughing my ass off and making Man From U.N.C.L.E jokes, even though my mom says she doesn't remember him doing that on the show. It was decades ago...I'm SURE he did and she's just forgetting.

Damn right they are. I want me some Hulk!Tony! Get mad and tear the shirt off...uh, hold on, will be in my bunk. :D

*zooms off to see the icon dump* :D

THAT'S AWESOME. Yes, that should totally happen. Then they can get together and push Ziva off a cliff. Yes....

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO WAS I. *loves*

Hmmm... a green Tony... *boggles*

YAY icon dump!

They can abandon her in the middle of a desert in Africa or Siberia and see how long it takes her to get home! By the time she gets back (if ever), Tony and Gibbs will already be hooking up! IT'S THE PERFECT PLAN! :D

ROFLMAO! No, he doesn't have to be green. He just has to tear his shirt off! *grins happily*

I got distracted staring at all the pretty. Am picking up my icons now. :D

YES. They should totally do that. *nods*

Well, you did say a Hulk Tony... what else was I supposed to think? XD

HAH! That's understandable. :D

It could be The Amazing Race: Mossad Edition! XD

It was the best way I could think of to describe it. Maybe I should have thought of something better. XD

They're so pretty...*droooooooooooools*

BAHAHAHAHAHA YES. XD

Now I can't get a green Tony out of my head. *dies*

Yes. Yes they are. OBEY THE PRETTY.

...damnit, now I can't get it out of my head! XD

I will...BECAUSE PROTO-DANIEL WILLS IT TO BE SO. AND I OBEY THE WILL OF PROTO-DANIEL.

HAH HAH! XD

YES. AND WHAT PROTO-DANIEL WANTS, PROTO-DANIEL GETS.

..must make a Proto-Daniel icon that says "Proto-Daniel." *shifty*

Especially if it's virginity. Goddamn, does Proto-Daniel ever love virginity.

ROFLMAO! Or shop one together of him and Shanks in his floppy-haired days with "Separated at birth?" on it. XD

PROTO-DANIEL?

Great, I'll now be seeing Dr. ~~Evil~~ Jackson in his Evil Overlord Cream Pants of Doom all night.

What a terrible thing.

:-)

Fitting, isn't it? :-)

*SNORT* Evil Overlord Cream Pants of Doom. Such a ~~wonderful~~ terrible thing!

Jack was *so* checking out his ass, too. :-)

And that champagne bottle? Sheesh. Can we *get* any more phallic? :-)

And that champagne bottle? Sheesh. Can we *get* any more phallic? :-)

Was Teal'c in the room with his staff weapon at the time? :D

LOL!!! No, Teal'c was already mysteriously dead by that time. :-)

In that case, no, it couldn't get any more phallic. XD

Look at this icon, though! *points dramatically* HE LOOKS LIKE DANIEL JACKSON, YEARS BEFORE THE MOVIE EVEN CAME OUT! XD

I pointed this out to my friend