There was going to be more (b/c the Tony in my head was very much protesting that no bits of him are particularly delicate, thank you very much) but then it would have turned into comment fic, and I kind of have to go out the door in two minutes to get my girls from school.

Amusing note: my 7 year old, who is most definitely NOT allowed to watch NCIS, knows all the characters (main ones, anyway) and the actors who play them. It's ... interesting. :)