spoonyriffic: (tony likes lemons)
2009-05-20 12:31 pm
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Damn and blast!

I wasn't able to watch the NCIS finale last night! *sobs*

Luckily, I was able to record it here in Satellite Beach (pets the DVR), but I almost had a heart-attack last night. At around 8.25 PM, the power briefly went out, and I was like "OMG WTF NCIS!!!!" and I about had a fit. Then the power came back on and the DVR recorded NCIS in two parts. I checked to make sure I didn't miss anything important - the first part ended with Hadar asking Tony to ride with him in the car (I think?), and the second part starts with Tony in an interrogation room, and Director David walking in. Was there anything in between?

I plan on watching it tonight, if I get the chance. Then I can go discuss it over at [livejournal.com profile] navy_ncis, which I have done for the past couple of episodes, and it's just so much FUN, and then I can read all the spoiler-y crap. Because for once, I'm not reading ANYTHING. Gasp!

...but it's really hard to resist.

Just one question: Was it a good episode? Or did it royally and utterly suck? Did they reveal that Ziva is really pod!Ziva? Did Gibbs and Tony have hot sekrit sex in Director David's office?

...okay, so that was four questions. But they are all valid! Humph.
spoonyriffic: (abby & tony no way)
2009-05-15 11:07 pm

Fic: Pods, Alien Probing, and Zombies - Oh My!, PG-13

Title: Pods, Alien Probing, and Zombies - Oh My!
Word Count: ~850
Pairing: None.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings and/or Spoilers: Much crack. Pods and zombie speculation. General spoilers for S6.
Author's Notes: Another comment!fic that was so long, it was too long to properly post in a comment. The character limit on comments is way too short! Inspired by a string of comments in [livejournal.com profile] pruehall's latest rant on her LJ, bemoaning how Ziva's been acting. The comments that this fic spawned from pondered the location of all the dead petty officers in NCIS-world. Also contains some other weirdness that S6 has generated.
Summary: Some pressing questions are answered, some are left unanswered, and Abby is suspicious.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books.



Holy feck, more crack! )
spoonyriffic: (abby hugs)
2009-05-15 01:49 pm
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*pimps out NCIS awards*

Why hallo thar, NCIS Awards Banner! Whatevar are you doing here?

Photobucket

You say that that awards are kicking off this year? You say that nomination posts are open? You say to go to [livejournal.com profile] ncis_awards to check out the comm and think of totally fantastical super-awesome fics to nominate?

I think we should do what the Almighty NCIS Awards Banner says. I think we should go over to [livejournal.com profile] ncis_awards and nominate fics that deserve to be nominated!

...or else the Almighty NCIS Awards Banner will swallow your soul.

I mean, look what it did to the poor soul in its own Banner!
spoonyriffic: (st. elsewhere)
2009-05-13 01:38 am

Icons: NCIS (various), MH (various), MW (various), Dark Angel (various), Charmed (MW-centric)

So these have been in the making for forever, and they're finally done! Yay! *dances*





Preview:

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Follow the fake cut-age for the lovely iconage... )
spoonyriffic: (tony facepalm)
2009-05-12 05:02 pm
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*epic facepalm*

They need to stop with all the Tony/Ziva promotional crap that they're doing. *rolls eyes*

They're acting like the whole "Tiva" angle is all there is to NCIS, when in reality there's so much more to the show. You wouldn't know it by all the promotional stuff that they've been shoving down our throats. It's overkill to the max, and it's making me want to shove a firepoker in my eye. Even the actors don't want Tiva.

Can you save us all the overkill pain heartbreak pseudo-romantic-tension drama, and just give us back the show that we all know and love? plskthksbai.
spoonyriffic: (tony bahaha)
2009-05-07 11:29 pm
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Fic: A (Not So) Horrible Morning, PG-13

Title: A (Not So) Horrible Morning
Word Count: ~1800
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo mentioned briefly at the end.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings and/or Spoilers: Character Death. General spoilers for the end of season 5 and season 6.
Author's Notes: The comment!fic that was so long, it was too long to properly post in a comment. Inspired by a string of comments in [livejournal.com profile] kaylashay81's fic, Better Off Floating that expressed the desire that a certain someone would die due to a certain object. Heh. This bunny ran away from me – it's totally not my fault. *cough* Total crack!fic.
Summary: Toothpicks can really be hazardous to one's health.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books.




OMG the crack - it BURNS! )
spoonyriffic: (michael smile)
2009-05-02 11:30 pm
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spoonyriffic: (gibbs/dinozzo)
2009-04-28 10:27 pm

Fic: A Pressing Question, mild R

Title: A Pressing Question
Word Count: ~1250
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo, Established Relationship
Rating: mild R for innuendo
Warnings and/or Spoilers: None.
Author's Notes: Written for the DiNozzo Thing-a-Thon prompt: “Who's your favorite superhero?” Takes place in the SNAFU!sex Series, but no SNAFU!sex actually takes place. There is, though, references to the previous two stories, Unexpected Is One Word For It, and Why Gibbs Should Lock His Door. This is just a fun little scene between Gibbs and Tony.
Summary: Tony is curious, and Gibbs is exasperated.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books.




A Pressing Question )
spoonyriffic: (gibbs detects bullshit)
2009-04-26 12:35 am

*burns character meme*

[livejournal.com profile] ravens_rising tagged me for this character meme, and she gave me Gibbs. :-)


Click for the meme *headdesk* )
spoonyriffic: (gibbs detects bullshit)
2009-04-24 01:43 am

Fic: Why Gibbs Should Lock His Door, Gibbs/DiNozzo, NC-17

Title: Why Gibbs Should Lock His Door
Word Count: ~2000
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: NC-17
Warnings and/or Spoilers: Just the usual warnings for a NC-17 rating. Spoilers for early fifth season.
Author's Notes: Since so many people asked for a continuation of sorts, here is another installment in the SNAFU!Sex Series. Yes, I have labeled it. Yes, you should be frightened. I'm also posting this at two in the morning, so you should be doubly frightened.
Summary: Someone unexpectedly drops by, and Gibbs and Tony are caught in a compromising position.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books.



So, couch sex is a no go? )
spoonyriffic: (tony bitch please)
2009-04-22 04:35 pm
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Clearly, their picture is wrong!

So I was looking at the new photos of the NCIS finale that [livejournal.com profile] pruehall posted over at [livejournal.com profile] navy_ncis, and it hit me: there is something off about that first picture! It is completely and utterly wrong! It is my sworn duty as a dedicated NCIS fan to fix this horrible problem!

This is the original version...

...and here is the right version, fixed in Photoshop.

There really is no contest as to which picture is better.
spoonyriffic: (tony orgasm smile)
2009-04-21 05:47 pm

Fic: Unexpected Is One Word For It

Title: Unexpected Is One Word For It
Word Count: ~3600
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: NC-17
Warnings and/or Spoilers: Just the usual warnings for a NC-17 rating.
Author's Notes: Erm, yeah, I got this idea while reading a fic of [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher's, so blame her. I know this isn't an update to The String Theory, but the next chapter of that should be up in the next couple of days. I just had to write this, because it wouldn't get out of my head. Heh.
Summary: Tony thought that his first time with Gibbs would be more... graceful.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books.






Unexpected Is One Word For It )
spoonyriffic: (tony rawr)
2009-04-18 09:16 pm
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spoonyriffic: (tony bahaha)
2009-04-13 04:38 pm

Icons: NCIS (various), MW (various), Text Icons

Clearly, I have nothing better to do than to make icons all day. :D

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Oh butterbiscuits, a fake cut... )
spoonyriffic: (caruso jade heart)
2009-04-12 06:41 pm

Icons: NCIS (various), MH (various), MW (various), Illya Kuryakin

This is what happens when I start to Google shit. *beams*

Warning: some language.
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Click for the icons! )
spoonyriffic: (gibbs/dinozzo mpreg)
2009-04-10 03:00 pm
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Fic: The String Theory, (4/?)

Title: The String Theory (4/?)
Word Count: ~3500
Pairing: Gibbs/Tony
Rating: R
Warnings and/or Spoilers: No spoilers so far. Warnings include violence, language, etc.
Author's Notes: Sorry this one took a little longer to get up - real life stuck its deformed head into my world.
Summary: Tony can't help but think that there was more to the rocket launcher debacle, and it's driving him crazy. It doesn't help that Gibbs is being Gibbs.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books.




Click here! )
spoonyriffic: (mark smile)
2009-04-06 07:55 pm
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Fic: The String Theory, (3/?)

Title: The String Theory (3/?)
Word Count: ~3000
Pairing: Gibbs/Tony
Rating: R
Warnings and/or Spoilers: No spoilers so far. Warnings include violence, language, etc.
Author's Notes: I will not be offended if you guys hate me after this chapter. *cough*
Summary: Tony can't help but think that there was more to the rocket launcher debacle, and it's driving him crazy. It doesn't help that Gibbs is being Gibbs.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books. 


 

 

Click here! )
spoonyriffic: (tony iguana)
2009-04-04 07:38 pm
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Fic: The String Theory (2/?)

Title: The String Theory (2/?)
Word Count: ~3000
Pairing: Gibbs/Tony
Rating: R
Warnings and/or Spoilers: No spoilers so far. Warnings include violence, language, etc.
Author's Notes: Second chapter up! Yay! It would have been up yesterday, but I kept revising and revising and revising, and then it got to be almost 11 PM, and then I was like *brain explodes*. So I saved it for today. Things are beginning to pull together (kind of) and make sense (not really). And I am not responsible for any hair you might pull out in frustration. It's totally not my fault that this chapter only adds to the puzzle and doesn't attempt to solve it in any way. *cough* Thanks to everyone for all the wonderful feedback! It makes me giddy. *g*
Summary: Tony can't help but think that there was more to the rocket launcher debacle, and it's driving him crazy. It doesn't help that Gibbs is being Gibbs.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books. 






 

Click here! )
spoonyriffic: (pornstache)
2009-04-01 07:49 pm
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Fic: The String Theory (1/?)

Title: The String Theory (1/?)
Word Count: ~2400
Pairing: Gibbs/Tony
Rating: R
Warnings and/or Spoilers: No spoilers, so far. Obscure references to past episodes? Probably, but they're tiny. I'll give a cookie to anyone who can point out the one I put in here. If there is a significant spoiler in upcoming chapters, I will label them accordingly. Warnings include violence, language, etc.
Author's Notes: This is the first chapter of the sequel to my other fic, Rocket-Induced Romance. Holy satin bedsheets, what have I gotten myself into? *bangs head against desk* I have no idea how many chapters there will be. I write where my muse takes me; I have a basic plot outlined in my head, but nothing totally concrete. In short, I write like McGee, heh. Please read Rocket-Induced Romance
before reading this, or else you'll be all "WTF."
Summary: Tony can't help but think that there was more to the rocket launcher debacle, and it's driving him crazy. It doesn't help that Gibbs is being Gibbs.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books.





Chapter One )
spoonyriffic: (abby see you)
2009-03-30 04:56 pm
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Fic: Rocket-Induced Romance

Title: Rocket-Induced Romance
Word Count: ~4000
Pairing/Featured Characters: Gibbs/Tony pre-slash
Rating: R
Warnings and/or Spoilers: No spoilers. Warnings include some violence, language, etc. I dunno about you, but if I were in Tony's situation, I'd be cursing a crapload too. *snort*
Author's Notes: Written for the first challenge over at [livejournal.com profile] ncis_slash. This is the photo prompt. Beta'd by my friend Kelly. 3/31/09: Slight edit to a bit of dialogue. I kept reading it over and over, and it was bothering me, so I tweaked it a bit.
Summary: Insane laughter bubbled within Tony, and he couldn't help but think that the Director was going to go ballistic when she found out that several of her agency's cars had been torched in an explosion caused by a rocket launcher.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the lint in my pockets and a bookcase full of psychology and crime books.




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