Okay, I'm not much for Twitter. I don't have one - I don't see the point in getting one, really. I have my friends on LJ, and I have my friends in real life... I don't see why I should be limited to x amount of characters when blogging. If I want to blog about what I ate for breakfast, or how I stubbed my toe, or how I squirted toothpaste in my eye (which, incidentally, did happen to me this morning, and I will get to that momentarily), I'm going to do it justice and WRITE about it, dammit! Far be it from me to rag on people who do have it - I know a lot of people on my flist have it, and it's not like I'm going to prattle on about the evils of Twitter... it's just not for me. And who knows - I may get one myself someday. I learned a long time ago to not say that I would never do something, simply because future situations may prompt me to do that specific something. So I've just learned to not worry about it! :D

Anywho, I was going through my favorites this morning on YouTube, and I found this video:

Coincidentally, I've already given a link to [livejournal.com profile] tejas on her own Twitter-centric post, but this is just too funny to NOT post here. *g*

Now, onto the toothpaste-in-eye saga. When I woke up this morning, I was rather... fuzzy. I didn't sleep well last night, and I was like a zombie this morning. Went to the bathroom. Grabbed my toothbrush. Grabbed the toothpaste. Twisted off plastic cap. Squeezed the tube. In my sleep-deprived state, I guess I wasn't paying attention to how the tube was angled, or how hard I was squeezing the tube. So a big glob of toothpaste shot out and it splattered all over my face, and I got some in my eye.

Toothpaste burns, just FYI.

Washed face. Glared at toothpaste. Glared at reflection. Glared at bloodshot eyes. Glared at toothpaste again. Finally got out a reasonable amount on my toothbrush. Commence brushing.

Conclusion: I hate toothpaste.

From: [identity profile] milanthruil.livejournal.com

Oh owwiesss!! *hugs tight and covertly checks over for damage* Spoony is okay, y/y?

From: [identity profile] milanthruil.livejournal.com

Toothpaste in eye sound like not happy times. Worst I've done is poking self in eye with mascara wand.

*is glad Spoony is not disfigured from run-in with toothpastes okay*

From: [identity profile] spoonyriffic.livejournal.com

I'm accident prone - my eye gets stuck with things all the time... mascara wands, pens, my own finger, and now toothpaste. *sigh*

*is glad she is not disfigured from run in with toothpastes okay too*

From: [identity profile] milanthruil.livejournal.com

omg me too! Only with my fingers getting stuck in things... is rather embarrassing...

*loves on the Spoony*

Toothpastes are e-vile. They're plotting to take over the world. *nodnod*
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From: [personal profile] sinfulslasher


Sorry, not snorfling at you, snorfling with you. *solemn nod whilst polishing halo again*

I'm glad you're okay, and trust me, this sorta thing (well, not exactly this sorta thing, but kinda like this sorta thing) has happened to me in the past, too. Join the Mortally Embarrassing Moments Club. LOL!

Then again, art imitating life...wouldn't that be a nice story idea for a different kind of whump!Tony ficlet? *angelic smile* Sounds like something that would happen to him after a sleepless night...caused by hot monkey sex with the silverfox... *bg*

From: [identity profile] spoonyriffic.livejournal.com

Uh... huh. *squints at you disbelievingly*

The Mortally Embarrassing Moments Club rejected me. Turns out I'm too much even for them, LOL!

You know, I don't know which thread it was in, but in a discussion a couple days ago, I made the comment that the "tragic" thing that would happen to Tony at the end of the season would be that he squirted toothpaste in his eye. CREEPY. *SNORT*

I thought about writing something like that! It seems like fate, doesn't it? *gg* I'll write it soon, definitely. :D
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From: [personal profile] sinfulslasher

I seriously doubt that you're too much, even for the Club. They'd make you President or something instead! *g*

And I was being honest! *nods even more solemnly*

Of course, you scare me again. Clairvoyance, anyone?! LOL! Hmm. Personally, I think the tragic thing that happens to Tony is that he finally ends up together with Gibbs and he's all happy and content and falls asleep in his lover's arms, only to have McGee step out of the shower, and it'll be revealed that it was aaaall just a dream...

Seriously, if Gibbs decides to leave Tony behind in Israel (they're both with Ziva when she goes back, we've seen pics, and it'd be tragic for Tony, explain the "relocation" of a character and be a decision by Gibbs that would rock the NCIS world), I swear I'll catch the next plane to L.A. and kick some producer's ass... *shakes fist menacingly*

From: [identity profile] spoonyriffic.livejournal.com

Then mayhaps I should re-apply! *g*

I know! It's weird! That would suck for Tony though... *pets Tony*

OH GOD DON'T EVEN SAY THAT! *is horrified* Why would Gibbs leave Tony behind? There would be no real reason to, unless he's leaving Ziva behind too, but then I don't understand why they would do THAT, unless her father orders her too, but then it doesn't make sense for Tony to stay behind with her. ARGH! THAT WOULD SUCK. *fumes*
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From: [personal profile] sinfulslasher

Hey, never said the story idea would make sense! SB wrote the script, after all! (if I'm not mistaken)

Y'know, at first I thought that Gibbs would stay behind, taking the blame for Ari's death (he's been covering for Ziva since forever), but that would basically just be a repetition of the whole Mexico sabbatical with Tony having to be team leader again, etc, so I don't believe this will happen. Tony? Who knows. For some really weird reason, I get a vibe that he'll be taken off the team again, which would, of course, be very Agent Afloat, but I never said SB is imaginative. Sighs.

Tell ya what - the tooth paste thing kinda turned out to be a self fulfilling prophecy, so why dontcha just think really, really hard that Ziva will be called back to Mossad and Gibbs will profess his undying love to his second-in-command on the way home to DC? :)

From: [identity profile] spoonyriffic.livejournal.com

He must have had a lobotomy done. *rolls eyes*

This is all just a mess in my head. It needs to be the goddamn finale already so I can stop speculating. Bah.

I'll totally do that! *thinks really really really hard* This has got to work!
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From: [personal profile] sinfulslasher

BTW, ROFLMAO re: the twitter thing.

You're absolutely right with everything you say, and the mere thought of people blathering about the most mundane stuff ("just left living room" "now I'm in kitchen, getting a soda" "sitting back down on sofa") annoys the living daylights outta me. I mean, seriously, get a friggin' life. But to each his own.

Then again, being able to follow certain people like that does have its advantages, of course... *g*

From: [identity profile] spoonyriffic.livejournal.com

Innit, though? It's like, I don't freaking care that the hinge of your fridge squeaks, or that you've just noticed that there's a crack in your wall. Criminy. That video makes me laugh though, and makes me feel better. :D

And I shall live vicariously through the people who DO follow certain people! *g*

From: [identity profile] citikitti.livejournal.com

Toothpaste: 1
Spoony: 0


Am also ducking b/c I got sucked into the Twitter thing -- am KatScratches on there if you get one -- though I rarely update. Funnily enough, I've updated more in the last couple days than I have in the last couple months. LOL.

From: [identity profile] spoonyriffic.livejournal.com

It's more like:

Everything That Can And Will Hurt Spoony: 293847239842394

Spoony: -347623476

Yeah, LOL.

I won't think any less of you for it! I may get one myself to really understand (or not understand) what the hubbub is about it, but it's kind of lame. *SNORT*

From: [identity profile] citikitti.livejournal.com

Well, there's a lot lame about internet stuff, but... it still kind of sucks you in. :)

Wish me luck on those fics. I'm gonna try & get BOTH done by the end of the week. I may be biting off more than I can chew, but there you go.

From: [identity profile] spoonyriffic.livejournal.com

...that's so true. Lame seems to be spreading on the internet, and probably more than half the things I do on here are lame! *snorfle*

*wishes you luck* Wow, both of them? Much luck to you on that then! Don't burn yourself out! *g*


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